IKEA. The post-college mecca for cheap furniture with exotic names.

Did you know that there is a method to the naming madness? In 2003, Boing Boing demystified the naming scheme here.

Now, you can see what you would be if you were a piece of Swedish furniture.

As “Jenny,” I am a chest of drawers:

Go get your own SVENI! Hey I even come complete with my own item number!

As, “Hyojin” I am more exotic. I rest below your bum. I am…

HIÅJIND, the angular yet attractive chair!

Go see what your Swedish furniture name would be here.