Aug 20, 2009  •  In Entertainment, Funny, Movies

The Blunt Man’s Plot Summaries

postmodernbarney.com has a list of movie and television show plot summaries that you will simply not forget. Here are my favorites: 300: Gays kill blacks. 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BLADE: Obsessed […]

Aug 19, 2009  •  In Funny, Twitter, Web

Woofer – When 140 Characters Isn’t Nearly Enough

Are you a verbose social media enthusiast? Do you feel constrained and suffocated by Twitter’s 140-character maximum? Do you ever start a tweet, only to be rejected by its imposing character maximum, shake your fists to the Twitter gods while shouting “Eff it! Who needs Twitter? I don’t!”… only to sheepishly return a mere hour […]

Aug 19, 2009  •  In Funny, Web

Put This on Your Office Wall.

Via The Next Web. You may also like: 13 Reasons Why Humans Are the Cutest Animals Website of the Day: Sad Animal Facts Mr. Men, Millennials Edition 3 Things I Found on the Internet Today

Aug 15, 2009  •  In Funny

xkcd Does ‘The Oregon Trail’

How many times have I read the words “Jenny has died from dysentary” in my formative younger years? Well, my favorite web comic xkcd has done it again with their interpretation of 19th century Oregon: Do you remember playing The Oregon Trail when you were younger? Did you love it as much as I did? […]

Aug 13, 2009  •  In Funny, Relationships

The 10 Levels of Intimacy in Today’s Communication

I saw this poignantly funny image in BuzzFeed today. I do, however, disagree with #7 – “Letter” – and petition to replace with with “Message Boards.” Examining this with a bit more depth, I am reminded of one of my favorite Cracked articles, 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable. If you haven’t […]

Aug 8, 2009  •  In Funny, Geek, Star Wars

Star Wars Love Letter

I want to be Jessica. The determination. The obsession (for both Jessica and Star Wars). The desperation. What more can a girl want? Via Emails from Crazy People. You may also like: “3-CPO” Once Upon an Internet Google Translate: Star Wars Edition A Visualization of Star Wars Enthusiasm

Aug 6, 2009  •  In Funny, Twitter, Web

Oh Noes!

Twitter is down and Facebook is having network issues. …it’s the end of the world as we know it. You may also like: What Social Networking Was Like Before the Internet Wednesday Rewind: The 10 Levels of Intimacy in Today’s Communication How Donuts Help Us Understand Social Media The Funniest Tweets of 2011

Aug 6, 2009  •  In Funny, Video Games

Video Game FML

Today, I got through an entire dungeon, had fireballs shot at me, fought a giant turtle and the princess turns out to be in another castle. FML I agree, your life sucks (53252) – you totally deserve it (3551)On 07/17/2009 at 8:24pm – love – by Mario – United States (New York) Today, I found […]

Aug 5, 2009  •  In Art/Design, Blogging, Funny, Geek

My Site Icon: A Decepticon in Disguise

When I first debuted my site redesign, J asked, “Why do you have a pink Decepticon symbol in your header?” “What are you talking about? That’s a book.” Pause. “Ohh…yeah. I see it now.” Do you think my icon looks like a Decepticon symbol? You may also like: Late to the Mobile Game Parody Posters […]

Aug 4, 2009  •  In Funny, Web

The Circle of No Life

Via Gizmodo. You may also like: 13 Reasons Why Humans Are the Cutest Animals Website of the Day: Sad Animal Facts Mr. Men, Millennials Edition 3 Things I Found on the Internet Today