I may be married to a Chinese guy, but I still play it pretty safe when it comes to Chinese cuisine and can be somewhat of a dumbass when it comes to Chinese dishes. This flowchart, which can be downloaded in PDF format, would come in handy for people like me.
P.S. — I still can’t eat chicken feet.
Via Neatorama.

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Amanda
<drool> I can't get enough steamed BBQ pork buns. That probably makes me a stupid gai-jin, but I don't care, my bun love will not be contained!!
Ahem… is it lunch time yet?
birdie
LOL at fight convincingly over bill.
michelle @ blissful musings
This is awesome. Since moving to SF we have eaten so much dim sum. I've always loved it, but easy access to Chinatown is too tempting.
violarulz
the part about the bill is true, but it's missing my favorites: sesame balls, egg custard, and chinese broccoli! then again, I'm vegetarian…..