If You Watch it Backwards is a submission-fueled Tumblr blog which tells you exactly what would happen if a movie or TV show’s plot or premise were reversed.

Some of my favorites from the first few pages include:

If you watch Pinnocchio backwards, it’s about a fairy that turns a boy into a puppet, who is then sucked into a whale, regurgitated, forced to be in a puppet show, and is eventually carved into a block of wood.

If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s a tragedy about a gang of toys who go through hell just so they can wind up in a home where they are neglected.

If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about rehabilitating victims of legalised animal fighting and releasing them into the wild.

If you watch Superman backwards, it is about a guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.

And, because no proper internet meme is complete without a Chuck Norris reference:

You’re not watching Chuck Norris movies backwards, Chuck Norris is watching YOU go backwards.

Via Laughing Squid.