No, not for Twilight (err, New Moon? Pale Moon?). I hate Twilight. I thought the book was so poorly written that I found the movie — which I downloaded to watch one night while battling insomnia, then trashed immediately after viewing — to be better because at least all the pages full of “staring longingly into each others’ eyes” were gone.
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people…. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.” -Stephen King, in an interview with USAWeekend
Instead, I will be waiting in anticipation to be whisked away to a galaxy far, far away…
It is a geek’s wet dream.
Have a nice weekend!
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Ok, so the captions to the Harry Potter picture? Best ever. I love it!
Oh, yes! The Twilight books are drivel. Apparently vampires can smolder and sparkle at the same time! I’ll probably eventually see New Moon with like-minded girlfriends for mocking.
I don’t know why I read all the Twilight books. Or why I couldn’t wait to see the movies. I hate all the brooding for 200 pages, I can’t stand the name Renezme, it goes on and on. I also don’t know why I chose to see the movie with my wife the social worker who tries to empower 12 year old girls for a living. Although it did make for some fantastic Mystery Science Theater 3000 style commentary. It sure is drivel but I can’t leave it alone, ack!
Also, I bet Rpants (as the above mentioned wife calls him) feels the exact same way as your captions!!! Fantastic.