Yesterday, I broke out of my month-long confinement in order to visit the optometrist. J still disapproved of my leaving the house, but I was running dangerously low on my contact lenses and I was not able to order them online since it had been more than a year since my last eye exam. (On the subject of contact lenses, I *heart* my current brand: Proclear 1 Day daily disposables. Not only are they so much more convenient than regular contacts and even regular 2-week disposables, they're sooo much more comfortable too. And no, neither Proclear nor Cooper Vision know that I exist.) Stare into a picture of a green pasture and a red barn as the machine whirls and estimates my vision. Check....