Aug 3, 2008  •  In Funny, Geek, Personal

Baby Please…

The medication I’m currently taking prohibits alcohol and caffeine. (Okay, so I cheated twice…I am a weak creature with no self control.)

I guess I didn’t realize just how much of an alcoholic and caffeine addict I can be, because people have started to notice.

And they smile, or give me a little wink.

Then I realized…holy crap! These people think I’m pregnant!


(Am I the only one who finds this picture disturbing?
Why does it have to be such a popular internet image?)

Let’s get this straight: I am not pregnant, nor do I plan to get knocked up anytime in the near future.

I think that even J has caught the baby bug. Either that, or I am just immensely afraid of becoming a parent.

Earlier this week, we had a little scare. Actually, a big scare (at least for me). J will probably kill me for writing this on the world wide web, but heck I like to keep it real.

My period was a week late, and my boobs were getting humongous (and quite painful as well).

I thought, “Crap crap crap CRAP!” as I peed on a stick and waited for 2 minutes.

Lucky for me, the test was negative.

However, I looked over at J and saw that he looked a bit disappointed.

“I was already thinking of baby names,” he confessed. “And how I would start telling everyone immediately…I was gonna send out a tweet saying, ‘My wife is pregnant’!”

Um, can we say Twitter whore?!?

But back to the story. I completely forgot the reason for getting freaked out in the first place and proceeded to freak out even more over the fact that he is 100% ready (and willing) to have kids. Already!

I then remembered a conversation we had weeks ago, when he said to me, “I think I want to name my kid Chewy.”

“Excuse me?”

“Chewy. You know, Chewbacca.”

“You would seriously name our unborn child Chewbacca?”

“Yes. Chewbacca Aragorn L__.”

“…How about we get a dog and name it Chewy?”

I’m still not sure if he was being serious about the name. Nonetheless, the image of my trying to swaddle a Wookie baby brandishing Anduril (for you non-geeks: the re-forged version of Narsil, the mighty sword from The Lord of the Rings) continues to haunt me.

Yep, I’m definitely not ready to have kids.

(My period did come eventually. I contribute its tardiness to stress. As for the swollen boobies? I’m still not sure about that…maybe it’s the medication? If my boobs get smaller after I’m off the meds, I’ll be sure to send out a message to all my flat-chested girlfriends!)

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Aug 2, 2008  •  In Funny, Geek

The Swedish Furniture Name Generator

IKEA. The post-college mecca for cheap furniture with exotic names.

Did you know that there is a method to the naming madness? In 2003, Boing Boing demystified the naming scheme here.

Now, you can see what you would be if you were a piece of Swedish furniture.

As “Jenny,” I am a chest of drawers:

Go get your own SVENI! Hey I even come complete with my own item number!

As, “Hyojin” I am more exotic. I rest below your bum. I am…

HIÅJIND, the angular yet attractive chair!

Go see what your Swedish furniture name would be here.

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Aug 1, 2008  •  In Home, Korean, Personal

Chopsticks

When J was a little kid, his parents bought him a pair of ivory chopsticks that were engraved with his name. Twenty-plus years later, they are still his favorite pair of chopsticks:

When J’s parents came to the states for our wedding, they brought me a gift from Hong Kong: my own pair of ivory chopsticks, engraved with my Korean name written in Chinese…bought from the same store where they had gotten J’s chopsticks!

I joked that I will forever think of baby elephants being slaughtered as I use these chopsticks, but I really appreciated the gesture and the thoughtfulness that went into the gift.

Here they are, side by side. Notice how much darker J’s chopsticks are – they have browned with age. Mine are pointed, because J’s parents heard that Koreans prefer their chopsticks skinnier/more pointed than the Chinese (which is true).

Why an entire post about chopsticks? Because we may need to add some more to our collection…

Behold, lightsaber chopsticks!

Via Gizmodo.

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Aug 1, 2008  •  In Thursday Geek-isms

Thursday Geek-isms

I apologize for the lack of posts. There have been some not-so-great things happening in my life and I’m trying to deal with each accordingly. There will be some rough months (or even years?) ahead, so my writing will be sporadic at times.

I have decided to change my weekly list of favorite links to Thursday. Thursday is my favorite day of the week (not to mention, it is the name of my favorite literary heroine) and what better way to celebrate it than on my blog? I have also changed the number from 10 to 12…and that’s because I usually have so much trouble trying to choose just ten. Two more should help a tad, right?

Enjoy!

  1. ComicCon’s best Star Wars costumes, Boing Boing. Need I say more?
  2. Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With Bacon, Wired Gadget Lab. If you are a fan of The Office, you would undeniably get a good chuckle out of this. Um, and I wouldn’t mind waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon either.
  3. Top 10 Command Line Tools, Lifehacker. Here are some tricks to make the terminal more powerful and accessible…for us old school computer geeks who still use command line.
  4. Giz Explains: An Illustrated Guide to Every Stupid Cable You Need, Gizmodo. I must admit that I’m constantly frustrated by the wild tangle of cables behind my desk and home entertainment system. Here’s a handy (and funny) guide to set you straight.
  5. How to Lose Your Cuil 20 Seconds After Launch, TechCrunch. Early this week the web was abuzz with the new search engine Cuil, created by former Google employees. I wouldn’t say that the launch was a failure, as the results interface definitely is different and potentially useful. However, Cuil failed to do two very important things: 1. Stay up – the site was down just hours after launch; and 2. Work – take a look at the link.
  6. Nokia’s iPhone-like ‘Tube’ Appears in The Dark Knight, Leads To Release Speculation, Wired Gadget Lab. I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed the cool phone used by Lucius Fox on The Dark Knight! Looks pretty spiffy, and FYI, this wouldn’t be the first time a movie has influenced me to obsess over a new cell phone.
  7. 10 Things You Should Know About the Internet, Neatorama. Wait…Al Gore did invent the internet?!?
  8. MacBook rumors swirling: glass trackpads, custom chipsets, ponies, ice cream, Engadget. Assuming that the rumors are true, I’m not so sure about these so-called “improvements.” Can Apple make its own chipset? Scratch that – of course they can. The better question is, can Apple make a good chipset?
  9. Big Brother Alert: Government airport searches of iPods for pirated media in the work, Macenstein. I’m appalled at this news. A large portion of my thousands of MP3s are ripped from my collection of CDs. Am I supposed to carry a picture of my CD collection whenever I fly?
  10. Samuel Barber – Adagio for Strings, haha.nu. I have loved Barber’s Adagio for Strings even since we played it at violin camp (yes, I’ve been to violin camp). Click through the link to see a piano rendition….played by a ninja!
  11. Has Apple Bitten Off More Than It Can Chew? Wired Gadget Lab. Once upon a time, Apple was a smaller company with fewer products. What they lacked in numbers, they made up for in quality…and a cult following soon followed suit. Now that Apple has ventured into music, video, phones, and other consumer electronics, it is losing its tight grip on “carefully designed, faultlessly executed products.” Is Apple’s success a curse?
  12. Andoid Is For The Masses, iPhone For The Rich, ReadWriteWeb. Will Android be as wide-spread as this analyst predicts?

And, for being a day late, here’s something extra for fellow Lost fans:

Bad Robot!!!

JJ Abrams has created these limited edition figurines, unveiled at ComicCon. I want this so, soooo badly.

Jul 28, 2008  •  In Geek, Information, Reviews

Squarespace V5 Review

Being a blogger (albeit a relatively unknown one) in NYC with a wide web of friends and acquaintances has its perks.

A few weeks ago, I was asked to be a beta tester for version 5 of Squarespace‘s web publishing platform.

I remembered reading about Squarespace, but had never checked it out. It was exactly for this reason I was told that I was an ideal tester: I have been blogging since 2001, have published blogs using various blogging platforms (Xanga, Blogger, TypePad, MySpace, Movable Type, and WordPress), but have never used Squarespace.

I happily agreed to be their guinea pig and paid a visit to their SoHo office after work one day.

After the obligatory round of greetings and introductions, I sat down with Anthony Casalena, who had created Squarespace in 2003 from his dorm room at University of Maryland, and Dane Atkinson, who is the recently appointed CEO.

They set me up at a computer and pointed a web browser to Squarespace’s “create new account” page. I looked at them quizzically, but all they said was, “Go ahead. Create a webpage.”

The front page directs the first-time user to watch the instructional videos to get started. I, being the impatient know-it-all, ignored the videos altogether and started to explore the interface.

When you click on Website Management (at the top left), an extensive menu scrolls down:

See the Blog Import & Export option under the Data & Media section? I suggested it. 😉 I really liked the intuitive and easy way you can import data from another blog (without the use of an outside plugin or going directly into the database) and I proposed that they make it easier to find.

I will not go into every section under Website Management, but I do want to point out the Statistics portion. Mine doesn’t look very exciting right now (as my account is still fairly new), so here’s a screenshot from the Squarespace features page:

A traffic statistics page that rivals that of Google Analytics (and much prettier, if I do say so myself).

After exiting out of Website Mangagement, I noticed four icons on the top right of the screen. As I moused over the icons, simple explanations popped up:


Content Editing mode


Structure Editing mode


Style Editing mode


Preview Website mode

I personally loved the Style Editing mode. When you click on the little palette icon, the Appearance Editor slides out:

As you can see, the Template section is chosen by default. The template I’m using is called “Empire” and its four variations are shown. When you click on the Switch Templates button…

You get a choice of 12 other templates, almost all with different variations, or “styles.” Also shown in this screenshot is the “Developer” template, which is a blank template void of any styling for those who want to build their page from a blank canvas.

Choosing a new template is as simple as choosing and clicking. As soon as you switch to a new template, you have an option to make a copy of the template so that you can make changes to it.

The next section in the Appearance Editor is the Banner & Navigation menu.

Again, the interface is very intuitive. Here, you can choose the general layout of the page, edit the banner, and fiddle around with the dimensions.

The next section, Fonts, Colors & Sizes, is my favorite.

At first, I was a bit flustered because there is just so much in this section. As you can see from the screenshot, the title of the page is highlighted in the page preview. You will also notice that the title is chosen in the drop-down menu. Editing the look and feel of any element in your page is as simple as that: either click on the element in the preview portion, or choose it from the drop-down menu, then edit away! It can take a bit of playing around to get used to the interface, but I can spend hours here.

The next two sections are for the more advanced users who want total control over the CSS. The Custom CSS section is nothing more than a large text box with all the CSS changes made to the template. I noticed that the code is very clean and neatly formatted…a huge advantage over other editors! The Advanced section delves even deeper: you can create your own styles, edit customizable elements, and edit style variables.

Let’s change to the Structure Editing mode.

As you can see, tiny option menus have appeared next to each element, and more pop-up as you mouse over them. While in this mode, you can add, delete, and edit the modules that make up your website. Moving is a snap: just drag and drop! Here, I moved the “Links” link from the
right side “Navigation” menu to the top right of the page, next to the “About Me” link:

Adding a module is just as easy…just click on any of the appropriate option menus. The “add widget” option is especially impressive:

Here, you can do anything from adding a search form to an email contact form for your readers to drop a note.

The “add page” option is equally impressive:

My favorites: pictures gallery, Amazon list, forums, guestbook, drop box, AIM messenger, and searchable FAQ.

Let’s try creating a post. When you click on “create a new entry” in the Content Editing mode, an extensive WYSIWYG editor appears:

Once again, everything is very intuitive and came naturally to an experience blogger like myself. Images can be moved and resized within the editor. I was pleasantly surprised to switch to the “Raw HTML” format – the code was clean and easy to follow. In addition to WYSIWYG and Raw HTML, you can also choose to view your post in Textile or Markdown formats.

The Extras & Timed Actions tab allows you to add tags, publish your post at a set time, disable comments at a certain date, add enclosures, and send trackbacks. The References tab is a great tool for citing articles you used as a source for the post. In addition to the reference type, reference title, and source URL, you also have the option to add the date of the reference, author, excerpt, parent site name, and parent site URL.

There is just so much to write about Squarespace but I’ll stop here. My impression of Squarespace is that it’s the most fluid, comprehensive, and customizable web publishing platform out there. Sure, it takes a bit of getting-used-to but that is expected of all new systems. Once I got the hang of it, I really had fun playing around and peeling away layer after layer of its extensive platform. A total novice with no knowledge of HTML can publish a great-looking website (the built-in templates are great-looking and impressive), and those who are familiar with CSS and JavaScript can delve even deeper.

Many cite Squareapce’s pricing plan as its biggest con. However, with prices starting at $7 a month, it certainly isn’t out of reach for most people. In addition, by charging all their customers, Squarespace doesn’t need to worry about ad revenue or other methods of raising funds – they can concentrate on improving the platform and providing better service to their customers.

I have been very busy lately with work to even work on this WordPress-hosted blog. However, as soon as my busy season winds down I will definitely start porting over the site to SquareSpace and explore all that it has to offer.

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Jul 24, 2008  •  In Thursday Geek-isms

Hump Day Hook-Ups

Sorry I have been MIA lately. Summer is the busiest time of year for me at work, and since I’ve been concentrating on my health and trying to get better, I’ve been doing my best to prioritize and actually *gasp* not try to tackle everything all at once.

My face is getting a lot better, and my body has finally adjusted a no-caffeine diet. That’s the good news, along with the fact that I no longer want to go around punching handicapped children due to my high levels of stress.

The bad news is that I’m still on medication and it makes me über-sleepy. Oh, and I can’t forget the most important con: NO ALCOHOL. No taste of sweet and frosty Heinekens after a long day at work. No complimenting delectable meals with savory wine. No experimenting with yummy cocktails. Sigh.

Here they are, my favorite webposts of the week. I added an extra to make up for my absense in the past week. Okay I lied – I couldn’t decide on just ten, so you’ll just have to suffer through an extra one. Ha! Take that!

  1. Question of the Day: Does Your Partner Understand Your Gadget Obsession? Gizmodo. J once said to me, “I finally figured it out. Gadgets are to you what jewelry is like to other girls. You just can’t get enough of them! You won’t stop buying them or whining if you can’t afford it!” I asked him if he would rather I prefer jewelry and he shut up. 🙂 At least he understands my obsession, and sometimes encourages it.
  2. 22° Halo and Other Fascinating Light Phenomena, Neatorama. Hello. Very visual, color-freak artist/designer here. Isn’t it only natural that I would let out a little “Eee!” when I saw these pictures? Oh, and going to Alaska to witness the aurora borealis is on my list of things to do before I die.
  3. Font Conference, College Humor. Hello there, we meet again! Along with being a color freak, I’m also a font freak. Even if you can’t identify fonts at first glace as I can, I guarantee you will still enjoy this video. Just imagine popular fonts as people…meeting at a conference.
  4. I Must Have It!: Little Knitted Link Doll, Geekologie. Duuuude. I wish I had the money to commission the entire Star Wars cast. Wonder how much that’ll be…
  5. WordPress For iPhone Is Available on App Store, Cult of Mac. This is the first iPhone app that made me want to run around in circles and howl like a cat in heat. The first that made me seriously consider switching to AT&T for an iPhone. Must…restrain…myself…..
  6. Exclusive: Inside the Lego Factory, Gizmodo. Those lucky bastards at Gizmodo continue to taunt us by posting a video of their experience at Lego. Just entering the vault and seeing every Lego set ever made wasn’t good enough for them. Nooo, they had to continue by taking pictures, writing about it, and now posting videos of the plastic dreammakers in production. Jerks.
  7. 26 Important Comic Books, Mental Floss Blog. Most of these were released before I was even born, but they’re so legendary that I have read or heard about them. And of course I remember Superman #75…I bought a copy and read it over and over, hoping that the ending would somehow change with each reading.
  8. Twitter is Not a Micro-Blogging Tool, Mashable! The author of this article seems a bit…well, angry with Twitter. However, he does make some valid points and reminded me this Plurk, where ProBlogger asked, “Does Twitter and Plurk distract you from blogging?” I personally don’t use Twitter or Plurk as micro-blogs, but more as outlets. I like to think (well, at least I hope) my blog is deeper and more analytical. What to you think?
  9. The Story of the Fail Whale, ReadWriteWeb. A great write-up on how even a site’s shortcoming can be marketed into something fun and profitable.
  10. iPhone Defines the New Leisure Class, Cult of Mac. I’ve done my share of lining up for gadgets, but it became restricted to weekends only after obtaining a full-time job. I’m also scared that if I ever do end up getting an iPhone, I would never be able to enjoy it to its full capacity because I just don’t have the time to do so. Well, here are those who have the time to wait on line and download a gazillion apps…our new leisure class!
  11. Star Wars Meets Classic Art, Gizmodo. How could I not include this? The results of a fun Photoshopping contest! (FYI, I was tempted to enter but again, the whole time issue stopped me in my tracks. Grr.)
Jul 24, 2008  •  In Movies, Reviews

The Dark Knight Review

(Disclaimer: I have tried my best to not include any spoilers for those who have not seen the movie. Enjoy!)

I’m a bit late on this review, but hey, better late than never, right?

I was one of the fortunate few who were able to procure a ticket to an IMAX showing of The Dark Knight on opening night (tickets had been sold out for weeks beforehand).

To put it bluntly, I believe The Dark Knight is the best movie ever produced in my lifetime.

(I said my lifetime, you dopes. This does not include Star Wars Episode 4, because it came out before I was born!)

The entire experience was uncanny, starting with the previews. They only showed two, but what they lacked in numbers they made up in raw power.

The Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince trailer had all but one line, “Once again, I ask you to do the impossible, Harry,” followed by the famous Harry Potter jingle. What a tease! I cried bucketfuls at the end of this book and I know I’ll cry at the movie too.

And Watchmen! I’m a sucker for any good comic book adaptation, but to put the director of 300 to work on the only graphic novel ever to win a Hugo Award (and the only graphic novel to be on Time magazine’s list of “the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present”)….hello beautiful! Yes, I believe a dark movie can be beautiful, and I believe this movie truly has 300-level potential. Go watch the trailer here, and see if you can resist running to the theaters come 3/6/09. And is it just a coincidence that the Smashing Pumpkins’ “The Beginning Is the End is the Beginning” plays in the background, when the song first debuted in the Batman and Robin soundtrack? I think not.

Enough with the previews. Sorry I got so sidetracked. Needless to say, they thoroughly whet my appetite and elevated my adrenaline in preparation of The Dark Knight.

When Batman Begins was first announced, many had doubts that Christian Bale (or any other) can fill the mighty shoes of Michael Keaton. The Tim Burton days of the Batman films were the most celebrated, with Joel Schumacher (rightfully) taking crap from fans and critics alike for his ludicrous monstrosities.

However, Batman Begins prevailed. Christian Bale accurately brought to the role the dark, tortured soul depicted in the comics. I once read that Batman is so demented that he truly believes himself to be Batman, not Bruce Wayne. So in other words, Bruce Wayne is Batman’s alter ego, not the other way around. And I am able to see this in Christian Bale, both in Batman Begins and in The Dark Knight.


(all images from IMDb)

However, in this movie, the hero was clearly eclipsed by the villain. And unless you’ve been living in a cave for the past few months, you should know that I’m talking about Heath Ledger’s portrayal of Batman’s nemesis, Joker.

I confess that I had my doubts when I first heard about Christopher Nolan’s decision to cast Heath Ledger as the Joker. J proclaimed, “Jack Nicholson is the Joker. THE Joker. No one can ever top Jack as the Joker, ever.” And I wholeheartedly agreed with him…until I saw the movie. (FYI, J went back on his previous statement after viewing The Dark Knight and said, “I didn’t think it could be done, but it’s happened. Heath Ledger is the better Joker.”)

Heath Ledger is so convincing, so believable, that on many occasions I had to remind myself that there is a handsome man under the paint. Several times I had to question Heath Ledger’s own sanity to be able to depict such a dark and twisted character. The Joker is insane and brilliant. His cunning yet delusional view on the world and human condition makes one wonder, “I understand why and I admire his how…am I evil as well?”

I read shortly after his death that Ledger had trouble playing the Joker because of the dark place of mind required by the role…the thinly veiled wall between acting and reality became more sheer as he threw himself into character, resulting in insomnia, agitation, and paranoia. Was the sacrifice worth it? Not for the life of the actor, that’s for sure. However, I would not be surprised if Ledger wins a posthumous Oscar for this role.

The rest of the cast was stellar as well. Maggie Gyllenhaal is an obvious upgrade from Katie Holmes, and Aaron Eckhart’s lovable performance causes the audience to actually emphasize with Two Face and his motives.

I especially loved how the trailers (even the full 5-minute one) seemed to show so much but kept some thing completely as a surprise. And these are great surprises, moments that caused gasps, cheers, and applauses throughout the movie.

As I walked out of the theater, I couldn’t help but notice the reactions from the audience. I had never before in my life seen so many collectively happy and excited faces after a movie.

I’ve read that Christopher Noland and Christian Bale have both signed on for another movie. And the rumors hint at a Penguin (who may have made an appearance as a mob boss in The Dark Knight) and possibly…Catwoman? Michelle Pfeiffer was a damn good (and sexy) Catwoman. Can she be replaced? If Nolan’s track record proves true, the answer is yes…and more.

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Jul 17, 2008  •  In Thursday Geek-isms

Hump Day Hook-Ups

The past 7 days was a slow week for news. Maybe I’m getting too jaded and selective? Or perhaps it’s because the damn iPhone 3G seemed to take over my Google reader. Whatever the reason, here they are, my favorite links for the week. (And sorry that iPhone-related news take three of the spots…hey, like I said, nothing else gathered as much interest.)

  1. Autoblog takes iPhone 3G’s navigational abilities for a spin, Engadget Mobile. The verdict? Not so great. My LG Voyager does better (and gives traffic conditions, and talks to me).
  2. Guitar Hero: World Tour demo video blowout, Joystiq. Watch the last video. Holy crappers. Can’t wait till it comes out!
  3. Sprint and SK Telecom in Talks to Co-Develop Awesome Phones, Gizmodo. Most of the world is on GSM networks, but I personally think that CDMA is better….if utilized correctly. If this rumor comes to life, Sprint will have the power to revitalize the US mobile market.
  4. ’24’ will kick off new season with movie, USA Today. A full-length feature film with Jack Bauer! My favorite Jack Bauer-ism: “If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 1.”
  5. UPDATE: Steve Wozniak (With Posse) Has Space Saved In Line at San Jose iPhone 3G Launch, Gizmodo. The original title of this post was “Sneaky Steve Wozniak (With Posse) Cuts In Line at San Jose iPhone 3G Launch.” Apparently, witnesses at the scene thought Woz cut in line at a San Jose Apple Store in anticipation of the iPhone 3G. Woz’s people now say that they were waiting in line since 4am and Woz was just taking a break when the store opened. Um, if you are one of the co-founders of Apple, wouldn’t they send you one (or ten) anyway?
  6. Anguish of ‘Stock’ Splits, New York Post. I know it’s mean, but I can’t help but laugh at the people featured in this article, which chronicles the rising divorce rates in this economy. No summer house in the Hamptons. No summer camp for the kids. No 3-week vacations to Europe. No country club. Boo-effing-hoo.
  7. Scarcity, Seth’s Blog. Seth Godin’s take on how Apple could’ve done things better on the iPhone 3G launch day. It makes a lot of sense, and I sure hope someone in Apple marketing read this.
  8. Alexandre Duret-Lutz – Wee Planets, haha.nu. Photography is another medium I enjoy, and I wish I were better at it. Some scoff at the advent of digital photography and digitally post-processed images, but I think they add another dimension to photography that could never be achieved with traditional film. Take these panoramas, for example. They are altered to create mini-globes of each scene with spectacular results. The linked site even has instructions!
  9. No camera. No lights. Just data, Official Google Blog. Radiohead’s new music video for the song “House of Cards” was created with new laser technologies called Geometric Informatics and Velodyne Lidar. I love how this band always breaks the rules, sets new trends, and just sets the bar so high (plus, J went to the same high school as them!). Go visit this site for a link to some behind-the-scenes, extra feature goodies.
  10. 2008 Olympics Uniforms: Designed for Performance, Mental Floss Blog. The new Olympic uniforms are built to break records. Is it me or does this seem…unfair? I say they take a cue from the first Olympics and do every event in the nude.
Jul 14, 2008  •  In Gadgets, Geek

Was the iPhone 3G Launch a Success?

I know I’ve been doing some Apple-bashing over the past couple of months, but let’s get one thing straight: I love Apple. I’m a total Machead who’s always trying to persuade her friends to switch to the Mac platform, and we only have Macs at home…three of them, in fact (my MacBook Pro, J’s black MacBook, and an iMac we share as a desktop and media hub).

I also believe that the iPhone is one of the greatest cell phones available in the US, with the best phone web browser of any handset out there.

So why the dissing and slamming?

I’ve been overly critical of Apple because I have such high expectations for it. I’m like a parent, who are our biggest critics because they love us so much and know exactly what we’re capable of.

That being said…

I think that the iPhone 3G launch was akin to attending your child’s first dance recital and watching her fall off the stage.

(Which, incidentally, I have done.)

First, there was the activation problems, rendering the newly-purchased iPhones unusable and frustrating hundreds of thousands worldwide. A clever reader at Gizmodo declared it an “iPocalypse“. Those adept at Photoshop took more creative approaches:


failPhone by Sean Osteen


iBrick by Jesus Diaz of Gizmodo

With the servers down, the first-generation iPhone owners were unable to upgrade to the iPhone 2.0 software. iPod Touch users ran into similar problems. MobileMe was another nightmare, with push issues, slow transfer speeds, and downtimes.

It is now Monday afternoon, and most of the issues above have been ironed out. Many of my tech feeds today were abuzz with Apple’s successful launch of the iPhone 3G, having sold 1 million units in just one weekend. Steve Jobs added, “It took 74 days to sell the first one million original iPhones, so the new iPhone 3G is clearly off to a great start around the world.”

Hold on there, buddy.

Let’s not forget two main differences between the iPhone launch in 2007 and the iPhone 3G launch in 2008: price and availability.

iPhone, 2007 vs iPhone 3G, 2008 $499 for 4GB $199 for 8GB $599 for 16GB $299 for 16GB avail. in US only avail. in 21 countries

Sure, the economy in 2007 was undoubtedly better than now. But based on these figures, isn’t it obvious that more iPhones would be sold in a shorter amount of time?

Stumble, stumble, and a bit of clever PR. I was not impressed.

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Jul 11, 2008  •  In Geek, Personal

My Internal Clock

 

I have an uncanny sense of time.

I usually know what time it is without looking at a clock, and I’m almost always within 5 minutes of accuracy, to boot.

I can also set an internal “alarm” to wake me up whenever I wish.

For the past year or so, I’ve always woken up almost exactly an hour
before my actual, physical alarm clock blares its annoying beeps.

Yes, it’s a total pain in the ass. And for some reason, I cannot seem to find the “off” button to this internal alarm.

After waking up (unnecessarily) at 6:00am again this morning, I finally realized why.

I’m such a control freak that I force myself to wake up on my terms, not the alarm clock’s.

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