Jul 20, 2013  •  In Aerin, Blogging, Funny, Geek, Personal

Mishmash

I wanted to pop in to give you a weekend update!

First up is Aerin’s developmental delays. Many people have been asking about her (a big thank you for your concern!), and the reason why I haven’t written an update is because there hasn’t been much progress.

The state of NJ organizes its early intervention program by divisions that consist of 3-4 counties, and the one for our county doesn’t seem very efficient, at least not in these initial stages. The number that the doctor gave us (which was confirmed via the web) is nothing but an answering service; they take down your information and tell you that someone will call you back within 2 business days. And even then, I haven’t received a callback on all the messages I’ve left.

And of course the two times that someone did call me (over a period of two weeks!), I wasn’t able to get to the phone.

After more than two weeks of playing phone tag, I was finally able to connect with someone yesterday. Following a brief interview, she told me…

That someone will be calling me sometime within the next week to schedule an evaluation.

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So we wait some more.

The next topic of discussion is this blog. Last weekend I had posted a poll asking what you thought of my lack of mobile support, and the majority of you said that I should just keep the design the way it is.

So for the time being, the Geek in Heels design will stay the same. However, I like the idea of a responsive design with an option to view the site in full. (And since such a large portion of the viewers prefer this site the way it is now, perhaps the existing design will be the default view and the visitor will have an option to switch to a responsive version?)  I will be working on that little by little, so it may be months before it’s ready.

In the meantime, I’ve decided that a good compromise would be making the site a more pleasant experience for you. If you stopped by in the past few days, you may have been met with some errors. I apologize for this, as I was am still working on optimizing cache methods, using a CDN, and making other changes to speed up this blog. So far, I have cut down on page load speed by about 60% and I’m hoping to do more!

Lastly…

In case you’re living under a rock…

This weekend is SDCC 2013. Oh how I wish I could be there! I’ve been bombarded by photos and messages from friends who are there to experience it in its full glory, in addition to all the Comic Con coverage in my AOL Reader.

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With the increased commercialism and immense popularity of SDCC in the recent years, the
“First-timer who has no idea what he’s getting himself into” is my favorite. 🙂 (image source)

will go one year. Correction: me, J, Claire, and Aerin will all go one year, hopefully in the near future, and go all-out in a family costume!

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Jul 19, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Movies

Casting Disney’s Animated Characters

A few days ago, GeekTyrant shared a list of actors and actresses that should play the live-action versions of Disney’s classic animated characters. 

The fantasy casting, originally created by Super Super Kawaii, includes many big names like Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johansson, and the vast majority of the thousands who have seen the list seem to be in agreement with the choices. (This, however, is purely based on the massive amount of reposts and small number of negative comments. And from my experience, the internet usually isn’t too kind to those who post opposing opinions. 😉 )

Personally, I only agree with about half the choices. And even then, the assessment may be flawed due to two reasons:

  1. The original creator of the list failed to label the pictures with the respective actors and actresses’ names. And I have no idea who some of them are, so I’m purely going by looks.
  2. I’m not super-familiar with some of the movies on the list. For example, I only saw Hercules once and I don’t remember much from it. So once again, the only deciding factor is physical.

Shall we begin?

Here’s The Little Mermaid:

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The casting of Ariel is a big NONONONONO for me. I have nothing against Amy Adams, but I could immediately think of another amber-tressed actress who not only possesses Ariel’s innocent, wide-eyed look, but can also bring the sass: Kate Mara.

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Jul 17, 2013  •  In Cute, Entertainment, Funny, Korean, Personal

Childhood Disappointment

If you grew up in Korea, or in a Korean household, you may be familiar with a children’s show called 뽀뽀뽀 (Popopo). According to its Korean Wikipedia page, it first aired on May 25, 1981 and has been in syndication since.

The show was probably most popular in the 1980s; I remember setting aside time every day to watch the educational variety show, full of skits, animations, songs, and dances.

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A scene from 뽀뽀뽀’s 30th Anniversary Special, which aired in 2011 (source)

Here’s where the story gets interesting. Starting from a very young age, I was able to see that the many puppets featured on the show were NOT human. Nothing special, right?

I also believed they were living, breathing creatures. Again, this is not atypical of a young child’s mind.

However, what was different was that I formed an entire conspiracy theory about these puppets. Because I never saw the puppets out on the streets, and because they were also missing from every zoo I visited (and believe me, I looked!), I was convinced that the studio had kidnapped them and was holding them hostage.

I never shared my suspicions with anyone, not even my parents. Because, you see, I thought that I had uncovered a nefarious plot on a level equal to that of the Kennedy assassination. (Alright, so I didn’t know about JFK back then. But in my little mind, it was JUST AS BIG.)

And when I finally expose the plot, bringing the villains to justice, I could take all the credit for it!  😈

Just how would a six-year-old do this? Well, you see, my uncle worked at MBC, the studio behind 뽀뽀뽀…

I looked forward to my family’s first trip to Seoul with great anticipation. And while my father, mother, and sister all oohed and aahed over all the celebrities, shows, and backstage happenings, I stayed quiet, knowing that the 뽀뽀뽀 portion of our tour was just around the corner.

“You guys watch 뽀뽀뽀, right?” My uncle finally said. “Of course you do. You’re kids! Here’s the 뽀뽀뽀 set!”

I kept my eyes peeled for the poor, unfortunate puppets. None in sight.

“Uncle, where is     (name of puppet I can’t remember)    ?” I asked.

“Oh, you want to see the puppets? They’re right here…”

And he opened the door to the puppet room. It was expectedly jam-packed with puppets. Puppets hanging on racks. Puppet clothes on hangers. Puppet body parts neatly stacked on shelves.

For a moment there, I was horrified. Mass executions! Puppet-cide! DECAPITATED PUPPETS!

Where were the cops?!???

…And then my common sense kicked in and I was finally able to see that these were, in fact, inanimate objects.

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A picture of me trying on a puppet head at MBC studios, circa 1986.
(Only now do I realize this particular puppet is a blatant ripoff of Minnie Mouse.)

Due to my embarrassment, I kept this incident under wraps for nearly two decades. When I finally confessed to my mother sometime in my mid-twenties, we both had a good laugh over my kooky imagination.

I hope my girls will immediately share with me suspicions like the one I had about 뽀뽀뽀’s puppets. Children’s imaginations are wonderful things, aren’t they? 🙂

And, because the 뽀뽀뽀 opening title song is so catchy…

Do you remember the lyrics? I do!

아빠가 출근할 때 뽀뽀뽀
엄마가 안아줘도 뽀뽀뽀
만나면 반갑다고 뽀뽀뽀
헤어질 땐 또 만나요 뽀뽀뽀
우리는 귀염둥이 뽀뽀뽀 친구
뽀뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀 친구 

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Jul 14, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Geek, Movies, Weird

The Pixar Theory

Internet nerd John Negroni has blown my mind.

While the idea that all Pixar movies exist within the same universe isn’t entirely new, he has taken it a step further and postulated The Pixar Theory: a detailed proposition that all Pixar characters are part of the same universe, backed up by a believable timeline that incorporates all the movies into one narrative.

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The first movie in the timeline is Brave, which he points out provides an explanation for animals and inanimate objects that talk.

Centuries later, the animals from Brave that have been experimented on by the witch have interbred, creating a large-scale population of animals slowly gaining personification and intelligence on their own. There are two progressions: the progression of the animals and the progression of artificial intelligence. The events of the following movies set up a power struggle between humans, animals, and machines.

Following Brave, Negroni presents a stage for all-out war in regards to animals set by RatatouilleUp, and Finding Nemo, in that order.

The A.I. portion starts with The Incredibles, then progresses to the Toy Story movies, CarsWall-E, and Cars 2 (again, in that order). And since there are no humans left on planet Earth, A Bug’s Life thus becomes a post-apocalyptic film.  😮

Time progresses, and the final movie in the timeline is introduced:

Humanity, machines, and animals grow in harmony to the point where a new super species is born. Monsters. The monsters civilization is actually Earth in the incredibly distant future. . . .

In Monsters Inc., they have an energy crisis because they are in a future earth without humans. Humans are the source of energy, but thanks to the machines, again, the Monsters find a way to use doors to travel to the human world. Only, it’s not different dimensions.

Wait, what? Time travel? Oh yes he went there! And he manages to take it a step further by tying Monsters, Inc. back to the movie that started it all…

BOO GROWS UP TO BECOME THE WITCH IN BRAVE.

😯

This is only the very basic gist of it. You have to head over to the link to appreciate the Pixar Theory in all its glory, to read about all the little things that tie so many of the movies together (including a canceled Pixar movie that would also fit into this universe).

I think my brain just exploded from too much amazing.

Via Neatorama.

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Jul 13, 2013  •  In Blogging, Geek, Personal, Web

Weekend Poll

According to Google Analytics, about 1/3 of the visitors to this site are on a mobile phone, while around 10% of my total traffic stem from tablets.

And I imagine that these numbers will continue to get higher with the advancement of technology, decrease in prices, and wider adaptation of mobile devices.

When I first set out to design this current WordPress theme, my original plan was to make it responsive.


A responsive design changes the layout of a page depending on the size of the screen. (image source)

However, I was too eager to get a new template prepared that I did not thoroughly study up on the method I said “Screw it” and took the easier route of a static design.

As more and more people are using their smartphones and/or tablets in lieu of a standalone computer, the thought that I should make this blog more mobile-friendly has been constantly weighing on my mind.

But…it’s a lot of work. And I would have to choose between two methods —

The first is a plugin that would easily create a mobile version of this WordPress blog. I would most likely go with WPtouch, which would turn my frontpage into something like this:

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Notice that in the right screen, there is an option to turn off the mobile theme, which I really like. 🙂

The biggest con to this method is that — as you can see — the mobile version of my site would be very bare-bones and frankly, kinda ugly. Not to mention the fact that you would need to click on each post to view anything further than the title and metadata, which I know a lot of my readers hate.

That being said, if I do decide to go with WPtouch, I will most likely invest in the pro version somewhere down the road. WPtouch Pro allows for much more customization, as you can see below:

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The second option is to go with my original plan with a responsive layout. I’ve even found a method that gives users the option to view the site in full mode.

But, once again, it’s A LOT of additional work on my part. (And I don’t want to pay someone to do it for me when I can do it myself.) Additionally — and I know I’m in the minority here — I’m just not a big fan of responsive design. ManageWP has a great article titled “5 Reasons Why Responsive Design Is Not Worth It” with which I wholeheartedly agree.

So the biggest question standing in the way of my turning my site responsive is: is all the additional work worth it? Do my readers even care about this stuff?

What do you guys think? I’d love to get your opinions on the matter, and possibly even learn about other options.

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Jul 12, 2013  •  In Korean, Personal

Did the Korean Culture Contribute to Flight 214’s Crash? A Commendable Response

Have you guys read Malcom Gladwell’s Outliers? In it is a chapter titled “The Ethnic Theory of Plane Crashes” which explains how the Korean culture — more specifically, its emphasis on hierarchical structure — has made them more prone to plane crashes.

As I’m sure all of you already know, last week, Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crash-landed at San Francisco International Airport. And while my first thoughts centered around the passengers and crew’s well-being (I was especially concerned because my cousin is a pilot for Asiana who regularly makes the Seoul to SF route), my mind also recalled Gladwell’s take on Korean pilots.

And, before I knew it, the media too began to add the Korean culture into a possible contributing factor to the tragic crash.

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When Claire saw me looking at pictures of the crash, she said, “Mommy the plane is broken.
Mommy can you put some tape on it?” (image source)

As a Korean-born American whose nationalistic pride (for both countries) remains optimistically high, I couldn’t help but be a bit disappointed by this approach. I knew that human factors must be taken into consideration when investigating such events, and that culture is a part of humanity.

However, I also knew that the NTSB has a lot to go through in this investigation (some say up to a year), and that pointing fingers at an entire culture seemed too speculative at this point.

I was also worried it would add more ignorance and racism to what was already being presented post-crash. 🙁

Still, there was more bugging me. But I couldn’t properly articulate it, and did not have the time to do the necessary research.

Then I came across an article on my newsfeed last night. From the blog Ask a Korean!, a post titled “Culturalism, Gladwell, and Airplane Crashes.”

I know it’s a long read. But I highly, highly recommend that you take a look.

In the article, The Korean (as he refers to himself) not only speaks out against “culturalism” (which he calls “racism of the 21st century”), he points out the numerous errors in Gladwell’s arguments. The following three paragraphs are especially pertinent:

It is not a coincidence that a culturalist explanation runs especially rampant with anything involving Asia. When a massive tsunami, followed by the Fukushima disaster, struck Japan last year, one could not take two (metaphorical) steps in the Internet without coming across a grand explanation about how Japanese culture contributed to the nuclear meltdown, or how Japanese culture enabled the Japanese to respond to the disaster with resolve. Yet no similar analysis ever emerged about American culture or British culture when the BP oil spill–one of the most catastrophic environmental disasters–occurred in the Gulf of Mexico. The supposedly earnest questions about Korean culture and Asiana crash are cropping up now, but when the Air France plane crashed in 2009, killing 216 passengers, nobody even wondered about the connection between the French culture and Air France crash. Why? Because Americans and Europeans are always accorded with the privilege of being treated as individuals, while Asians remain a great undifferentiated mass, unknown and unknowable.
And here, we come to the greatest harm that culturalism causes: like racism, culturalism destroys individual agency. Under culturalism, a huge group of individuals are rendered into a homogeneous mass of automatons, eternally condemned to repeat the same mistakes. We still don’t know what exactly caused the Asiana crash. But it is hardly outlandish to think that it was a simple human error. To err is human, as they say–but culturalist explanation robs Korean pilots of this basic humanity. Because of our culturalist impulse, a Korean pilot cannot even make a mistake without tarnishing all other Korean pilots.
 
To progress is human as well. Even without Gladwell’s deck-stacking, it is true that Korean Air had a spotty safety record. Like Korea itself, the airline grew extremely fast between the 1970s and 1990s. Because of its very fast growth, even subpar pilots got a job, and training became spotty. The Flight 801 crash in 1997 did serve as a wake-up call for KAL and Korean government, which regulates KAL. Korean government initiated an aggressive turn-around, and the safety record did turn around. As Patrick Smith of Slate put it, 2008 assessment by ICAO, the civil aviation branch of the United Nations, ranked South Korea’s aviation safety standards, including its pilot training standards, as nothing less than the highest in the world, beating out more than 100 other countries. But if the culturalist explanation is to be believed, none of this matters. As long as Koreans remain Koreans, they will communicate poorly, and they will be more prone to plane crashes.

Is the blog post without faults? Of course not. But it is definitely one that questions a popular position chosen by the western media. And perhaps ones like it are all over the Korean media, but it’s certainly the first I’ve seen written so intelligently in English.

Basically, it’s everything I’ve wanted to say, but with more resolve, articulation, and research.

So if you get a few minutes this Friday afternoon, please head on over. Or bookmark it to read over the weekend. Just take a look, even if to disagree.

P.S. — I know that my link to Outliers is an Amazon Associate link which some people may find hypocritical. The reason I’ve decided to do this is because I genuinely enjoy Mr. Gladwell’s works, and — whether his research and analyses are accurate or not — I believe his theories and conclusions to be worthy of reflection. 🙂

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Jul 11, 2013  •  In Art/Design, Entertainment, Movies

The Original “Lilo & Stitch”

Marc Hendry, a Scottish animator, recently uploaded the entirety of a booklet Chris Sanders sent to some Disney execs in 1998 — before development of the movie Lilo & Stitch went into full effect.

It’s a long read, but a must-read for fans of the 2002 Disney film. I personally can’t wait until my girls are old enough to enjoy, and appreciate the movie!

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Jul 9, 2013  •  In Funny, Geek, Web

Vogue UK Easter Egg

Step 1:  Go to Vogue UK.

Step 2:  Enter the Konami code. (up up, down down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter)

Step 3:  Watch the awesomeness unfold!

I’m pretty sure that the higher-ups at Vogue had no idea such an easter egg existed, considering the silly geekiness of the surprise.  :mrgreen:

Which of these fabulous raptors greeted you? My favorite is the one with feathers.

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Via Reddit.

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Jul 7, 2013  •  In Aerin, Claire, Personal

My Mini-Me(s)

Last month, when my aunt from Korea saw Claire for the very first time, she let out an audible gasp.

“Oh my goodness! She looks exactly like Jenny!”

Later, she would tell my mom that she thought she had traveled back in time, because the way Claire looked, and the way she was walking toward her, was so similar to how I looked at that age.

It seems that my oldest daughter is looking less like her uncle and more like me these days. Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to pull out some old albums the next time I visited my parents…

I hadn’t looked at these photos in ages. And as I flipped through pictures of my younger self, I too, was amazed at the resemblance.

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This one, taken of me at a pool resort when I was about 4 years old, is probably the most uncanny of them all. Even I can’t believe the little girl in the fluffy swim cap isn’t Claire!

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J was literally rendered speechless by these pictures. He had seen them before, but it was before we got married and obviously way before we had kids. After he closed the albums, he told me, “It’s kind of scary how much Claire looks like you.”

As for Aerin? I always thought that our younger daughter didn’t look anything like me (I think she looks like a cross between J’s father and my mother), but I found two photos where I can clearly see Aerin in me! Take a look at the girl in the blue dress below…

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Aerin has much larger eyes than me, but everything else looks exactly the same.  🙂

I’m not sure if it’s just a coincidence that these pictures were taken on the same day. Perhaps I just looked a lot like her on that particular day?

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Jul 4, 2013  •  In Geek, Video Games

Happy 237th, ‘Murica!

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