- Candy pieces dance around in front of your eyes as you drift off to sleep every night.
- You know which levels are the hard ones because of the sheer amount of people complaining about them (30, 35, 65. 97, and 98).
- That damn. Last. JELLY.
- You know which of your friends are slackers at work, and/or have too much free time on their hands, by their response times to your life requests and episode unlock requests.
- Thinking about chocolate bars makes you clench your fists in anger and frustration.
- You regularly scroll forward to see who’s ahead of you. You regard those who are like 45 levels ahead of you with a mixture of awe (“I’m not worthy!”), envy (“Man, I wish I had that kind of time!”), and disdain (“They had to have spent money.”).
- You’ve purchased an extra battery for your cell phone because:
- You regularly drain your existing battery with your Candy Crush obsession
- You’ve been caught with a dead battery when you need to play Candy Crush (or worse yet, your battery died while you were playing)
- You have looked up Candy Crush strategy online.
- Your family has offered to pray for your soul. (I’m looking at you, S!)
- You make up stupid lists like this for your blog, and know that a great portion of your readers will totally get what you’re saying…and can contribute to the list themselves. 😉
